by Modern Miss Manners
Stop living with people you’re attracted to. It will only end in sex and tears. Likely simultaneously.
There are two options:
1. You fall in love and get married and have a ton of pets and babies and live in the same apartment for the rest of your lives in a cloud of domestic bliss.
2. One of you has to move out.
Do you really want to move? Moving is the worst. You hate moving. (Clearly, you also hate going outside and meeting other attractive humans, but I hope one’s a much simpler fix than the other.)
Don’t sleep with your roommate. Sleep with literally anyone else in the whole wide… city of New York.